Bible Belt Blues Jam

The good boys and girls club

Talking up their southern American Jesus

Sipping on fake coffee

Glory glory glory

Praying about thinking about praying to think about praying to think about saying, "yes" if Johnny asks them out

Insert Bible verse here

Can I get an “amen” for the lord making me nervous and awkward?

And where is Johnny?

He’s with Pastor Kyle

On their knees

And they’re not praying the gay away

They’re working on the gift of tongues

Hallelujah!