Tablets of the Testimony
Here’s some basic guidelines for life:
You should study at least one Supreme Court case that is near and dear to your heart and be ready to argue it like a ruling isn’t in place.
You should kiss someone of the same sex… just to make sure. You might like it you might not, but at least you tried it.
You should listen to The Clash at a volume deemed “a racket” by a Boomer and a Gen Z. Bonus points for both at the same time.
You should swim naked in a natural body of water and not worry about what might try to nibble on your naughty bits.
You should feel the thrill of giving the police the middle finger during a protest.
You should own a passport, travel to a different culture, and get uncomfortable as fuck.
You should clean your toilet once a week and not be a gross son of a bitch.
You should make the valiant effort of keeping a house a plant alive for at least one year.
You should get off the dating apps and talk to your crush. Even if your’re an awkward turtle.
You should wake up grateful every single day and descend upon the new day with an absolute fury scares you, your family, and/or the government.
